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“Here’s Important News For Anyone Who Would Like A Big Buttock Tattoo…
Now You Can Get One Free Of Charge And Without Going Anywhere Near Ink Or Needle…And Get To Help Some Fantastic Charities At The Same Time!”
Hello,
I think I’d better explain – quick!
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The Big Buttock Tattoo is the title of my latest book which has just being published and will be sold with ALL proceeds going to charity. Details at the end of this letter,
If you’ve read any of my books before…well this one may come as a bit of a surprise.
It’s….erm…different!
For the past few months, I’ve been writing and publishing an online newspaper called The Rotherham Bugle. It was launched in late 2016, and quickly developed a cult following amongst people looking for more than information, facts and truth in their news coverage.
In fact, anyone looking for any of those things would be well advised to read something else instead!
I take a more interpretive view of the news. I make stuff up is another way of looking at it!
When I launched The Rotherham Bugle, it wasn’t without trepidation, not least because I thought that creating an online newspaper with little old Rotherham at its heart would limit the appeal to people living in and around the town. I needn’t have worried. Within three months of launch, up to 8,000 people a day were visiting the site, with over 40% coming from overseas.
In its first few months the Rotherham Bugle was featured on a Donald Trump supporting republican website in Los Angeles, a socialist political site in Sydney, Australia, a site for vaping enthusiasts in South Africa, and the forum of the New Orleans Saints American football team, to name just a few.
There were even people in Rwanda reading about Rawmarsh.I have no idea how or why any of this happened, it just did.
And that’s where the idea of The Big Buttock Tattoo came from...
It’s an anthology (we’re really getting silly now) of the best and funnisest articles to appear in The Bugle during its short but eventful life. I quickly realised that asking readers to select their favourite articles would be like asking them to pick their favourite contagious diseases – they’re all bad, but some are less bad than others – and so I didn’t bother.
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What has ended up within the covers, is a selection of articles which got a reaction via email, social media and face to face in the street.
Gratuitous abuse and a knee to the groin both count as a reaction, don’t they?
I’m sure they do!
The title comes from one of The Bugle’s most popular articles. which at the last count had been read by over a quarter of a million people in over 130 countries. It’s a story which neatly sums up the whole publication, featuring as it does, a heady cocktail of flab, fire and flatulence. It’s just a shame that it also features something as crass as a big buttock tattoo and that’s now ended up in the title of such a refined tome.
But what can you do? It’s just our bad luck I suppose…
Here are just a few of the juicy journalistic stories you’ll find in this brand new publication:
And unfortunately, for you, that’s just the start!
Here’s What Readers Have Said… “Brilliant. I don't need to read "normal" newspapers any more, this is far truer to life!” “Really enjoyed the one about the buttock/tattoo/fart. Please keep 'em coming.” “I wet myself laughing…Metaphorically. Hilarious” “Omg that was hysterical.” “I was trying to read this to my 90 year old mother through laughing fits and tears. Hers and mine both.” “I would just like to say well done guys – I read the Bugle every day – it’s refreshingly funny.” “Damn, just damn...... now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.” “Great stuff. Keep up the good work.” “Another classic haha, keep em coming.” “This is a good hearty laugh.” “This is some funny stuff right there.” “One of the funniest and most brilliant pieces of reporting I've read in some time. The author should be writing for a major paper.” “That's it, no more mainstream newspapers for me - the Rotherham Bugle will be bringing me all the news I need from now on.” “That article is hilarious! So many lines in there had me cracked up with laughter. Better than the Daily Mash articles by a long way.” |
I think you’d enjoy it too, which is why I’ve decided to pull out all the stops to get a copy in your hands…and in a way that will benefit both you and some very worthwhile charities.
I’ve set the price at just £10, but here’s the thing…every single penny will go to charity.
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So when you order, you get...
And yes…if you don’t like the book, I’ll give you your money back.
Does that sound fair?
Order a copy today. In fact no…order two or three copies. It will make a great gift for someone you hate, or simply don’t care about very much, and every penny will go to the charities.
So you can…
Buy ONE copy donate £10 - Click Here
Buy TWO copies donate £16 -Click Here
Buy THREE copies donate £19.95 – Click Here
Or Call 01709 361819 (24 hours)
Or if you’d prefer, you can send a cheque or cash to our office address…or even call in if you’re passing between 9.00am-5.00pm to:
Streetwise Publications, Eden House, Genesis Park, Sheffield Rd, Rotherham, S60 1DX
I just want to assure you again that this is perfectly genuine. Every penny will go directly to the charity, and we won't be deducting any expenses.
Can I ask one more small favour?
Irrespective of whether you decide to help personally, would you forward this web address on to any of your friends or associates who you think might enjoy the book and be prepared to make a small donation?
I want to raise as much money as possible for what are some very worthwhile causes.
Thank you in anticipation of your support.
Kind Regards,
John Harrison
P.S If you don’t like the book, I’ll give you your money back.
PPS Don’t forget, this makes a great gift.
To order ONE copy donate £10 Click Here
To order TWO copies donate £16 Click Here
To order THREE copies donate £19.95 Click Here
Or Call 01709 361819 (24hrs)
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Here’s Where Your Money Will Go…
Every penny from sales of The Big Buttock Tattoo will go to one of three charities, with all proceeds being split equally between the three. Of course, everyone has their own favourite charities and causes, and so many are deserving of our support. However, we wanted to choose three which have touched the lives of so many of us ,both locally and nationally. We sincerely hope you approve of our choice.
Macmillan Cancer Support
More than one in three of us will get cancer. For most of us it will be the toughest fight we ever face. And the feelings of loneliness and isolation that so many people experience make it even harder. No one should have to face cancer alone, and your support will help us to make sure that no one does. We are a source of support, helping with all the things that people affected by cancer want and need. It’s not only patients who live with cancer, so we also help carers, families and communities. We guide people through the system, supporting them every step of the way. We fund nurses and other specialist health care professionals and build cancer care centres. We listen, advise and share information though our cancer support specialists and trained professionals. People need financial help to cope with the extra costs cancer can bring, so we give benefits advice, and grants for anything from heating bills to travel costs. We rely on our supporters for 98% of our income. Without you we couldn’t provide any of our services for people living with cancer. |
The Rotherham Hospice Trust
Rotherham Hospice is an independent charity commissioned by NHS Rotherham to deliver care through a range of services to all those adults throughout Rotherham affected by a terminal illness. Our dedicated team of staff and volunteers work together to provide a high quality care that incorporates psychological, physical, social and spiritual support to help patients, their families, and carers achieve the very best quality of life and personal experience, both at home and in the Hospice. Our care places the patient at the centre of everything we do and not the illness. |
Children With Cancer UK
Children with Cancer UK is the leading national charity dedicated to the fight against childhood cancer. Our aim is to determine the causes, find cures and provide care for children with cancer. CHILDREN with LEUKAEMIA was the former working name of Children with Cancer UK. Children with Cancer UK is Britain’s leading charity dedicated to the conquest of this devastating disease. Not only do we fund ground-breaking research into the development of more effective, yet kinder, treatments, but we have a worldwide programme of research investigating the underlying causes of the disease. While research is the key to protecting future generations, the charity also remembers that there are children suffering today by supporting a number of community based initiatives, including children’s hospices and other organisations that support families outside the hospital setting. With administration costs kept to a minimum, you can be sure that when you support Children with Cancer UK, your money will be put to good use immediately in the fight to save young lives. |
To order ONE copy donate £10 Click Here
To order TWO copies donate £16 Click Here
To order THREE copies donate £19.95 Click Here
Or Call 01709 361819 (24hrs)
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